31 posted on 07/10/2013 5:39:07 PM PDT by Osage Orange
(Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.)
Sorry. This whole clown circus is adorable.
(in a killing the rat biting your finger sorta way)
35 posted on 07/10/2013 5:54:50 PM PDT by spankalib
("I freed a thousand slaves. I could have freed a thousand more if only they knew they were slaves.")