If the Koran has anything to say about a Muslim woman like Huma marrying a Jewish man like Anthony Weiner, it probably isn’t good.
Simply failing to wear a burkha at the proper time is one of the leading causes of death among Muslim women, so I’m a little afraid for Huma and her neck, but at least if she’s the mayor’s wife she’ll have bodyguards.
Apparently, the Anthony Weiner campaign has decided to dispense with the candidate’s non-charismatic last name and refer to him simply as ‘’Anthony’’ as much as possible. Which seems like a smart move. The newly Weinerless Anthony may soon become the most famous single-named celebrity since Cher, forever, with the help of New Yorkers, to be known as Mayor Anthony.
You mean by dubbing him “Anthony,” they think we’ll forget about Tony’s baloney?