I am so sorry, RetSignman.
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No, I”M the one who is sorry, that was my attempt at satire like I was so absorbed in the trial I was oblivious to anything else.
I've gotten pretty absorbed, too!
Your post was so believable because I have two dogs who get underfoot all the time. I haven't tripped on any animals postmortem but I could see how it could happen.
Cheers!