I don't even want all that. I just want to go back to 1974 or so with a clean slate except implanted with the knowledge to never get married and buy Microsoft.
I turned Bill Gates down for a loan once. His Albuquerque law firm (which was also mine at the time) fired him as a client because he wanted to pay them with IPO Microsoft stock options instead of cash.
All of us have been kicking ourselves in our respective asses for that for decades.
You should have sold him legal work licenses with regular upgrades needed to function properly into the eternal future.