and watch the teen run out of the office if the pediatrician tries to talk to him/her
not much has changed since I was a kid or my kids were teens ... same ole, same ole
However, if I had questions about sex - any questions of any sort - "My family doctor" would likely be LAST on the list of resources that I'd consult. They'd be right up there with "My Grandparents" or "Mom and Dad's best family friend that will be sure to repeat back to them everything I ask about".
This has got to be satirical. Either that, or the publisher of the standard has an overexaggerated sense of self-importance, which is entirely possible.