Check out eBay for vintage toasters. I found a 1965 GE Toast-R-Oven from high school days that works like a champ. It’s the only one model where the door pops open automatically when the toast is done.
Anyway, the First Wookiee will soon be charging in, leading a protest at Hostess headquarters! After all, obesity is now a disease!
Yes, I have seen them on eBay and have been comparing all weekend.
As for Thunder Butt, she will likely have a fit. LOL