....unless you have a boat and a phone. But the illegals aren't near that sophisticated are they.
The only boats around there are people-powered. River-rafting is a HUGE industry there, and you’re trying to kill off the livlihood of hundreds of people. 10s of thousands of people, if you include the whole Rio Grande border.
Cell phones DO NOT work there. Maybe satellite phones, but that’s it.
You’re not from around here, are you?