That would be funny if not true. Was traveling on the Beltway last week and there was a notice that we needed to look for yet another lost senior citizen.
My grandson who was with me commented that I really need to get a new car with a GPS and a black box - current car is 9 years old - and a new cell phone - current one is 11 years old. Asked him why and he said “So we can find you if you get lost”.
That’s what my cellphone is for ~ buy a $100 ticket at Walmart for 1 year and all is well. The other family members have the big dogs that traverse the world ~ if they need me to come find them they call. Beats the heck out of paying retail, or even Obamaphone rates.