[Tau Food]

Hugh, when you die, the government will make a record of your death. And, you won't even be given a copy.

You have my permission to secede now. ;-)

[Hugh the Scot]

Spot on. And I will live as a free man until that happens.

My death certificate won’t indicate that I died hiding from the big bad terrorists behind Obamas skirt.

I don’t suppose I’ll be seceding, thanks. I like it here.