OYEZ OYEZ
The JURY in the above-entitled action, involving the photo referenced herein, attached hereto and incorporated by reference herein, do find this defendant:
guilty, guilty, guilty.
ORDERED:
Judgment of the Court:
Bailiff, I command you to produce your Ugli stick and get biddy.
Whack her pee pee. Whack it soundly. So ordered.
ROFL!