[alexander_busek]

The top four states which a typical Democrat would like to expell from the Union:

Guam

It's almost tipping over as it is, and if only a few thousand more servicemen are stationed there, it will probably capsize completely.

North Montana

Too many rednecks.

Saskatchewan

Ditto

Ohiowa

Just more "fly-over country." Getting rid of it would shorten flight times between L.A. and NY by at least an hour.

Regards,

[Billthedrill]

Yeah. Dem geographers figure Idaho should go too, because of Cincinnati and Cleveland and Des Moines.

[Fiji Hill]

The top four states which a typical Democrat would like to expell from the Union:

A couple more:

Hawaii--It's way over in Asia.

Oklahoma--Too many tornadoes, like the recent one in Monroe.