Guam
It's almost tipping over as it is, and if only a few thousand more servicemen are stationed there, it will probably capsize completely.
North Montana
Too many rednecks.
Saskatchewan
Ditto
Ohiowa
Just more "fly-over country." Getting rid of it would shorten flight times between L.A. and NY by at least an hour.
Regards,
Yeah. Dem geographers figure Idaho should go too, because of Cincinnati and Cleveland and Des Moines.
A couple more:
Hawaii--It's way over in Asia.
Oklahoma--Too many tornadoes, like the recent one in Monroe.