Why have an oath at all? Just start each meeting by passing the bong twice around the room, then go straight into Knitting an AR-15.
That’s what the GSA does.
Our church sponsored a GSA group, so we thought we’d give it a shot, realizing they’d gone to the dark side financing abortion groups and all.
The girls got into the car and said no no no, and I quote our girls, “they started the meeting with a pagan chant, it was very creepy and it got worse and it was boring”.
The group we’d previously rejected met on sundays, a sure sign of darkness for any group in its commitment to breaking up the family, getting parents used to that.