Posted on 05/09/2013 10:45:07 AM PDT by Red Badger
So true! Imagine being on a plane sitting between two asshats, who are obnoxious gays. Stroking your knee while cooing in your ear. Only thing is, this rides takes weeks not hours.
Don’t forget 0bama and his cabinet.
Let’s send the entire “religion of peace” there so they can declare that the entire planet is in submission to their false god.
He al-one could fill a BUNCH of hot air balloons just by being in their presence. Didn’t he invent Mars?
Man are they going to be surprised that it is a dead rock.
Send Congres....lol.... You beat me to it.
...as long as that pesky Dr. Smith doesn’t sneak aboard.
As I read through the news, I can’t help but think that Congress is here to stay along with the rest of the corrupt and incompetent. Going to Mars is starting to look good.
Don’t forget also the Senate and the Usurper and his Wookie. Awww I can smell the United States clean =)
If they agree to kick 'em out halfway there in space, can we nominate more?
I nominate all of Chicago. Go big.
I think we should make a super big space ship, load it with all the lawyers, politicians, bureaucrats, hair dressers, homos - all the truly important people. Send them to Mars first, so that when the unimportant people arrive - you know, farmers, inventors, engineers, construction workers, etc - the producers - there would be enough infrastructure and rules in place.
Of course, it might take a while for the second spaceship to lift off.
hair dressers?......
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