[JRandomFreeper]

To quote Gabby Johnson; "I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter. "

Anybody that doesn't like it can kiss my ass.

/johnny

[jmacusa]

‘’Gabby Johnson is right! Not only was he speaking genuine frontier gibberish but I hope the children of Rockridge learned something today.’’