Who doesn’t sleep naked, and when woken by noise, wrap just a towel around themselves, and go out of their house and talk to young girls? Sure, I believe this guy’s story...sure..... (snicker)
to be fair, he was drunk. :)
I hate it when that happens!! No, really. I believe him, thousands wouldn’t, but I do.
Who doesn’t sleep naked, and when woken by noise,
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Well, I for one sleep in the raw.
Before you ‘fry your brain’ conjuring up the site of the likes of me running around nekked, just think of the ‘laughing’ reaction of the intruder when this 70+ is standing at the top of the stairs wearing NOTHING but a smile and a Glock or Shotgun.
When he spots my nekkidness he (or she) will be beside themselves falling over with laughter, then I will be able to dispatch them.
Of course once the facts are out, the Prosecutors will claim I ‘baited’ the perps and once they were ROTFL I was ‘supposedly’ no longer in danger......