Posted on 05/05/2013 4:37:25 PM PDT by SMGFan
So you think you've heard all Jersey City Mayor Jerramiah Healy had to say about the naked pictures of himself, slumped on the stoop of his Ferry Street home, that surfaced shortly before the November 2004 special election? Well, think again.
Star-Ledger columnist Tom Moran reports today that Healy has offered new details about the photos that comes, in Moran's words, "with a bizarre sexual twist."
According to the version offered to Moran, Healy said three young women woke him up by banging trash cans outside his house, so he rose from bed, wrapped a towel around himself, and went to investigate.
“Three Hispanic girls, young kids,” Healy is quoted as saying. “So I go out on the porch and they pulled the towel off me. Now I start laughing, and then they started doing other stuff. I said, ‘I’m old enough to be your grandfather.’ ”
(Excerpt) Read more at nj.com ...
Did they make Healy sign checks with numbers with lots of zero’s and make him comb his hair backwards? Did they put a collar on his neck and lead him with a leash, barking like a dog? Did he roll over on his back and let them feed him with a bottle like a baby?
Oh the power of those pesky little Hispanic girls!
It takes at least 4 girls to lure me out of my house.
I hate it when that happens!! No, really. I believe him, thousands wouldn’t, but I do.
Don’t forget Kennedy running around naked in the family compound while on a Traditional Easter Vacation with a bunch of underaged females.
And gunfire. I'm not even going to open my eyes for anything less than heavy gunfire.
At least aliens didn’t whisk him away to Argentina when he was hiking the Appalachian trail.
Probably happens to him all the time.
Who doesn’t sleep naked, and when woken by noise,
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Well, I for one sleep in the raw.
Before you ‘fry your brain’ conjuring up the site of the likes of me running around nekked, just think of the ‘laughing’ reaction of the intruder when this 70+ is standing at the top of the stairs wearing NOTHING but a smile and a Glock or Shotgun.
When he spots my nekkidness he (or she) will be beside themselves falling over with laughter, then I will be able to dispatch them.
Of course once the facts are out, the Prosecutors will claim I ‘baited’ the perps and once they were ROTFL I was ‘supposedly’ no longer in danger......
Yeah Baby!! When you’re hot - you’re hot!!!!
Who, exactly, is going to tell the authorities the intruders were laughing?
There was always a line that had the words, “ ... when much to my surprise” ... lol
Me to. That’s why I moved off of South Garey
“why do we put up with this crap?”
The Mayor is a reflection of his constituency. Ignorant and gullible.
Who, exactly, is going to tell the authorities the intruders were laughing?
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Well if it came out how I was (un)dressed, any good detective would realize the only reason ‘they’ didn’t get a shot off cause they were laughing so hard....
Remember ‘Buck Brown’ a cartoonist for Playboy that had the “Little Old Lady” as a character....one of the ‘memorable’ lines was (lady ‘stripped while guys robbing stage coach) “Put your clothes on Lady, You are scaring the horses”... Another one with the gunman covering his eyes saying “I said GET OUT, not PUT OUT, get dressed”.
With her clothes off, she was permanently dressed as a Pirate for Halloween “Sunken Chest and all”.
Even in college we loved Grannie.
Come on you old fogie, I’ll show you a new wrinkle!
I hadn't thought of that totally logical argument. I would do the same, but am afraid of having a harpoon flung at me.
and he won that election, didn’t he?
He’s lucky they were just Hispanic and not Latinas!
He is just trying to enhance his resume prior to running for higher office on the Democrat ticket.
I would do the same, but am afraid of having a harpoon flung at me.
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There definitely would not have been time to aim, launch and strike with a harpoon.
That said, at my age (and I am sure you apply to this also) I am not that bad off -according to others, SOME that don’t even want my money and worldly possessions (big shock coming up on that front) -
But I do not maintain the physique and stature that satisfies myself BUT that still doesn’t give one the right to ‘laugh’ at me(you). <: <: <:
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