[N-R-T]

"Matt Bracken is a son-of-a-gun.""He stuck the manta-ray that stung Steve Irwin. With a trident!"

"He baits all his hooks with snail darters."

"He once stole a Kenyan's testicles from a wookie's purse."

"He once punched a hole in Michael Moore to get an even tan."

"Ted Kennedy couldn't die until Matt gave him permission."

"He invented Smith & Wesson Oil while shooting up his kitchen."

"He took the space shuttle for a joyride and left it in Al Gore's yard."

"TO MATT BRACKEN!!!"

(anyone who doesn't get this just look up "Bill Brasky" on YouTube.)

[tell me]

Matt is fearless and tireless. We need him to help lead the fight to get our country back. I’ve been waiting so long for his next book, but I understand why he’s making saving America his priority. I still can’t wait for the next book though.

[marktwain]

Good job, I love your post!