I have a BBQ beef on whole wheat with horseradish sammie in one hand, and an ipad and glass of milk in the other. I read Old Sarge’s post.
Overall, the Puppy wins. iPad gets a swift cleaning. On the deck, giggling.
Ursula does tend to have that effect on men...
However, she’ll be happy to bring you mead and wild boar to make up for the loss of the sammich.