[reg45]

The poor woman was probable leg humped by a dog at an early age and has never overcome the trauma.

If she is so offended by a canine mascot, perhaps she should consider another college. I would like to recommend the following:

College	Location	Mascot
Scottsdale Community College	Scottsdale, AZ	Artie the Fighting Artichoke
Delta State University	Cleveland, MS	The Fighting Okra
Mary Baldwin College	Staunton, VA	Gladys the Squirrel

[Enterprise]

University of California: Santa Cruz – Sammy the Banana Slug

University of Arkansas: Monticello – Boll Weevils

Evergreen State College – Geoducks< R> Pronounced “gooey duck,” this mascot is not a waterfowl, but a mollusk! Their mascot was chosen for this unique animal, much like a giant snail, that is native to the Pacific Northwest.