[Starboard]

Why not ban all boats too? They are known hiding places for terrorists.

[Lazamataz]

Why not ban all boats too? They are known hiding places for terrorists.

Brilliant! Mayor Napoleon Bloomapart is looking into putting you on his staff!

[laweeks]

Why not ban all boats too? They are known hiding places for terrorists.

NO, BAN ALL STORING OF SMALL BOATS IN BACK YARDS IN THE OPEN WHERE HELICOPTERS CAN SEE THEM AND STOP THE SALES OF ALL BOAT TARPS. AND, WHILE WE'RE AT IT, BAN ALL WEARING OF BALL CAPS BACKWARDS.