[Bob]

The part about “pulling up the the pump” and saying “fill’er up buddy” is about the funniest of all!

Why would there be anybody at the pump if there was no gas to be pumped? Yet, this passes for liberal "thought".

[Migraine]

Why would there be anybody at the pump if there was no gas to be pumped?

Yeah, that == plus the fact that this all-seeing, all knowing futurist failed to foresee Self-Serve.