[old curmudgeon]

I like that one.

It reminds me of another one involving engine failure.

You are flying at night. Dark night. Over rough terrain.

Engine quits.

What to do? What to do?

When you are down to about 400 ft., turn on your landing light.

If you don’t like what you see, turn it off.

[UCANSEE2]

Thanks. Had not heard that one.