The way I see it,
The CIA wants to waterboard him.
The FBI wants to interrogate him.
The administration wants to hide him.
The local police want to kill him.
The people that own the boat just want all these people out of their yard, and they want a new boat.
They’re flying in a drone, Baraq is going to push the fire button on live tv from the WH.
You nailed it!
Simple complete steps 1, 2 and 4. Hope they had good insurance on said boat, er, colander.