He made his way to the Charles River. Then he hung suspended beneath a dock while the cops walked overhead. He worried that the blood drops would be seen as they drifted in the current but that was not his biggest problem. Bull Sharks had been attracted from the bay where they had lain in wait for such an opportunity for years. They had to lay there dormant because the bay is so polluted you know.
The suspect, gaining his strength and courage made his way along the pilings of the docks until he found the storage area for the rowing shells of the Harvard Rowing Team. Relieved, he found a one man scull and carefully placed it int he water. He then made his way to the river and rowed out to the bay and sea where he boarded a tramp steamer bound for Pakistan.
As the steamer rounded the Horn of Africa it was attacked by Somali Pirates and they ate him.
The End.
you gotta love freepers!!