Cracker is the term nowadays.
‘Cracker is the term nowadays.’
Research has shown that there are four distinct classes of Crackers in the U.S.
1. Eastern Cracker — Identified by the gravy and BBQ sauce stained wife beater he is always wearing. Sub-identification can be ascertained by the discernment of a New Joisy accent.
2. Southern Cracker — Identified by the consumption of grits with every meal and the collection of 50 or more empty Budweiser cans in the back of his pickup truck.
3. Western Cracker — Identified by the fold-up fishing pole in his back pocket and the Ronald Reagan headband that has collected the three feet of grayish hair.
4. Northern Cracker — Identified by having at least two containers of Dutch potato salad in their refrigerator and the collection of 50 or more empty Miller Lite cans in their bathroom.