[Leaning Right]

If Microsoft is going to compete with Android, which is taking over the world, it needs to lower its price.

If Microsoft slashes the price of Windows to zero, I might just take a look at it. Otherwise, I'll pass.

[zeugma]

If Microsoft slashes the price of Windows to zero, I might just take a look at it. Otherwise, I'll pass.

They'd have to pay me to use it. My time isn't free. I don't have the time to waste to make it 'safe' to use.

This penguin ain't playin