Sign on Gun Safe:
The Governor has made it illegal for you to posses my weapons without a background check.
Further, several of the associated magazines have capacities which exceed the new legal limits.
It’s only fair that you have this information, as your photographs have already been transmitted offsite, and since you’ve tripped the silent alarm, a copy is already on display at the Sheriff’s office down the street.
Pray that they get there before I do.
I like that. Police have rules, procedures they have to follow. Me, I just have to have a few minutes to set a believable scene for them to find.