There be a whole lot of sabre rattlin’ goin on.
Someone urinated in his corn flakes. Apparently there was a big scene in South Africa where Putin was meeting with the BRICS. The SA security wanted to scan the Russian nuclear suitcases that are always near Putin. The Russians refused to have the suitcases scanned and the SA guards refused to let the suitcases into the building. So Putin was without the launch codes for a brief amount of time.