You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - The most famous of which is “never get involved in a land war in Asia” - but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line”! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...
Inconceivable!!
LOL@The princess bride quote!!
“Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”