[KarlInOhio]

Your money's not stored in the vault, Governor Perry. It's lent out to Cypriot banks, triple leveraged gold hedge funds and as collateral to the Chinese treasury. If you want it, just sign this form and you'll get it back in a hundred years or so. Depending on the breaks.

[mylife]

We have a pretty good fiscal record.

[ConchKarl]

Wonder when old man Potter going to come around and ask for 30% of my savings to keep afloat the banks