I want a divorce from my computer & internet.
My HP laptop we bought in 2003 just bit the dust. I divorced it and remarried a new HP Compaq PC with a 22" monitor! Woo hoo..I'm cookin' with gas now. I have a direct connection to the Internet (still kinda, sorta in like with it still) and get 1.0 GBPS - response time is amazing! I guess I could truthfully say I was widowed by my computer and so, technically, I didn't divorce it. It still works, though I did have to reboot it from the original disk and lost everything I had spent years building that wasn't backed up to a Seagate drive (Favorites file hurt the most!).