[WilliamofCarmichael]

Before opening the form please answer this question to see if you qualify for the Pelosi feature..

Are you over 70 years of age?

• Yes
• No

If you answered Yes you do not have to fill out the form you automatically qualify.. for PELOSI (Palliative End of Life Optimum Serenity Initiative).

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Are you over 70 years of age?

If you answer 'yes,' they immediately dispatch someone over to your house with a little pill.