Yeah, that's the ticket. They took my phone...
No no no no, A JEW took my phone and did it to make me look bad.... yeah, that's the ticket
Wait... and the Jew had a Christian friend who spread the lies to Christians everywhere.... -yeah that's the ticket
Oh oh oh and... the Christians and Jews were members of the Tea Party and are really big racists.....
She probably thought if the politicians can lie and get away with it she can too.