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President Hugo Chavez Has Died
Associated Press ^ | 3/5/2013 | AP

Posted on 03/05/2013 1:59:16 PM PST by wideawake

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To: clintonh8r

Prayers up, thank you God!


221 posted on 03/05/2013 3:24:21 PM PST by Indy Pendance
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To: wideawake

222 posted on 03/05/2013 3:24:30 PM PST by JenB987 (I'm still an American and 'til they take that away from me there's no day ruined. - El Rushbo)
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To: wideawake

-another scumbag bites the dust. If only leftist ideology could die so easily...


223 posted on 03/05/2013 3:24:41 PM PST by DBeers (†)
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To: wideawake
Hugo is dead..? Oh, el enorme manati!
224 posted on 03/05/2013 3:26:07 PM PST by Shqipo (I am AttackWatch parolee #1,237. I am breaking my parole once more.)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
Again?

I'm perfectly happy for Chavez to die as many times as he wants.

Dang. Put some electro-paddles on that baby, resuscitate him, and let's do it again!

225 posted on 03/05/2013 3:26:44 PM PST by Jeff Winston
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To: SilvieWaldorfMD

Why do you listen to them? I haven’t watched them in years. I don’t give a crap what they say. Mostly, I watch the history and discovery channels.


226 posted on 03/05/2013 3:28:22 PM PST by Indy Pendance
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To: wideawake

Aww, it’s always so sad when a little pipsqueak commie turd doesn’t get the opportunity to grow and become the big turd he always dreamed of becoming.


227 posted on 03/05/2013 3:28:41 PM PST by LibWhacker
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To: exnavy

lol, you beat me to it.


228 posted on 03/05/2013 3:29:26 PM PST by Brown Deer (Pray for 0bama. Psalm 109:8)
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To: wideawake

RFK jr. Is inconsolable


229 posted on 03/05/2013 3:29:25 PM PST by muir_redwoods (Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
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To: wideawake

...reminds my of a favorite story from The Onion...

JAHANNEM, OUTER DARKNESS—The hijackers who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon expressed confusion and surprise Monday to find themselves in the lowest plane of Na’ar, Islam’s Hell.

Mohammed Atta (top) and Ahmed al-Haznawi.

“I was promised I would spend eternity in Paradise, being fed honeyed cakes by 67 virgins in a tree-lined garden, if only I would fly the airplane into one of the Twin Towers,” said Mohammed Atta, one of the hijackers of American Airlines Flight 11, between attempts to vomit up the wasps, hornets, and live coals infesting his stomach. “But instead, I am fed the boiling feces of traitors by malicious, laughing Ifrit. Is this to be my reward for destroying the enemies of my faith?”

The rest of Atta’s words turned to raw-throated shrieks, as a tusked, asp-tongued demon burst his eyeballs and drank the fluid that ran down his face.

According to Hell sources, the 19 eternally damned terrorists have struggled to understand why they have been subjected to soul-withering, infernal torture ever since their Sept. 11 arrival.

“There was a tumultuous conflagration of burning steel and fuel at our gates, and from it stepped forth these hijackers, the blessed name of the Lord already turning to molten brass on their accursed lips,” said Iblis The Thrice-Damned, the cacodemon charged with conscripting new arrivals into the ranks of the forgotten. “Indeed, I do not know what they were expecting, but they certainly didn’t seem prepared to be skewered from eye socket to bunghole and then placed on a spit so that their flesh could be roasted by the searing gale of flatus which issues forth from the haunches of Asmoday.”

“Which is strange when you consider the evil with which they ended their lives and those of so many others,” added Iblis, absentmindedly twisting the limbs of hijacker Abdul Aziz Alomari into unspeakably obscene shapes.

“I was told that these Americans were enemies of the one true religion, and that Heaven would be my reward for my noble sacrifice,” said Alomari, moments before his jaw was sheared away by faceless homunculi. “But now I am forced to suckle from the 16 poisoned leathern teats of Gophahmet, Whore of Betrayal, until I burst from an unwholesome engorgement of curdled bile. This must be some sort of terrible mistake.”

Exacerbating the terrorists’ tortures, which include being hollowed out and used as prophylactics by thorn-cocked Gulbuth The Rampant, is the fact that they will be forced to endure such suffering in sight of the Paradise they were expecting.

“It might actually be the most painful thing we can do, to show these murderers the untold pleasures that would have awaited them in Paradise, if only they had lived pious lives,” said Praxitas, Duke of Those Willingly Led Astray. “I mean, it’s tough enough being forced through a wire screen by the callused palms of Halcorym and then having your entrails wound onto a stick and fed to the toothless, foul-breathed swine of Gehenna. But to endure that while watching the righteous drink from a river of wine? That can’t be fun.”

Underworld officials said they have not yet decided on a permanent punishment for the terrorists.

“Eventually, we’ll settle on an eternal and unending task for them,” said Lord Androalphus, High Praetor of Excruciations. “But for now, everyone down here wants a crack at them. The legions of fang-wombed hags will take their pleasure on their shattered carcasses for most of this afternoon. Tomorrow, their flesh will be melted from their bones like wax in the burning embrace of the Mother of Cowards. The day after that, they’ll be sodomized by the Fallen and their bowels shredded by a demonic ejaculate of burning sand. Then, on Sunday, Satan gets them all day. I can’t even imagine what he’s got cooked up for them.”


230 posted on 03/05/2013 3:30:44 PM PST by Blue Devil Reaganite (When you scream "But I didn't know!" you will not be forgiven on this Earth)
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To: CatherineofAragon

McCarthy was right.


231 posted on 03/05/2013 3:31:40 PM PST by Indy Pendance
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To: humblegunner
In related news, 300 pounds of pork taco meat was today distributed to Caracas’ 7,602 street vendors...

Rumor has it that said meat was slightly discolored and had a bit of a spongy texture combined with a strong odor of sulfur!

232 posted on 03/05/2013 3:32:13 PM PST by RobertClark ("May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't" - George S. Patton)
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To: wideawake

YeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Zero Dark Thirty, Jesus style.


233 posted on 03/05/2013 3:32:26 PM PST by VanDeKoik
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To: bgill

You just became famous.


234 posted on 03/05/2013 3:32:40 PM PST by Indy Pendance
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To: Patrick1

Would that they had.


235 posted on 03/05/2013 3:34:38 PM PST by RPTMS
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To: wideawake

The world is a slight better place with one less commie/dictator around.


236 posted on 03/05/2013 3:37:11 PM PST by meyer (When people fear the government, you have Tyranny)
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To: meyer

I would use another adjective to describe him, but I agree with your assessment.


237 posted on 03/05/2013 3:39:01 PM PST by sport
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To: tflabo

Chavez definitely deserves to spend eternity in Hell. This is a man who starved his own people and sided with Islamic terrorists.

The people of Venezuela are better off and so is the rest of the world.


238 posted on 03/05/2013 3:39:22 PM PST by Absolutely Nobama (The Doomsday Clock is at 11:59:00......tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock.....)
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To: Indy Pendance

Without question.


239 posted on 03/05/2013 3:39:39 PM PST by CatherineofAragon (Support Christian white males---the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization)
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To: Blue Devil Reaganite
Trace Adkins: "Welcome to Hell"
240 posted on 03/05/2013 3:44:00 PM PST by Publius
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