[Right Wing Assault]

Promise elegance and wink and nod while taking reservations from people like you.

Make sure you tell him to not get bent out of shape about it.

While he's on the trip, have people steal all the stuff from his house so he can keep things in perspective. After all, it could have been worse.

[cripplecreek]

After all, it could have been worse.

Remember the cruise ship that sank off the coast of South Africa 15 or so years back? The crew grabbed the lifeboats and left the passengers to fend for themselves.