Your caps key is stuck?
*checks remedial action sheets*
Ah, here we go.
Check keyboard for a Fred unit.
Remove Fred unit from keyboard, administer catnip and release Fred unit into other room while quickly closing the door behind him.
Return to regular posting.
Clearing the Fred unit worked. And they say tech support is worthless! (Well, it only is where I work since they outsourced it to India. Why India??? It’s the most difficult accent to understand in the world.)