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To: Jim Robinson; FReepers; Patriots; FRiends; onyx; trisham; TheOldLady; DJ MacWoW; deoetdoctrinae; ...

IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

1)You can’t count your hair.
2)You can’t wash your eyes with soap.
3)You can’t breathe when your tongue is out.
Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.

Ten things I know about you

1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You can’t say the letter ‘’P’’ without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does
It too.
10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.

You have received this e-mail because I didn’t want to be alone in the silly category. Have a great Day. Laugh, and then Laugh and sing It’s a Beautiful Morning even when it’s not.

“Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.”


31 posted on 02/07/2013 12:42:02 PM PST by RedMDer (Support Free Republic)
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To: RedMDer
Yup, ya got me, thus proving I read too much :)
35 posted on 02/07/2013 12:48:04 PM PST by The Cajun (Sarah Palin, Mark Levin......Nuff said.)
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To: RedMDer

That was great! :)


36 posted on 02/07/2013 12:48:17 PM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: RedMDer


Prefect©!

Please Donate!


41 posted on 02/07/2013 12:54:41 PM PST by onyx (FREE REPUBLIC IS HERE TO STAY! DONATE MONTHLY! IF YOU WANT ON SARAH PALIN''S PING LIST, LET ME KNOW)
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