...quite possibly the only man in America who spent the last ten minutes cleaning the cat boxes and hauling the bag out to the garbage...
The AUDI COMMERCIAL!!
Here young male high school kid, you’re a loser with no date, but...
Take my AUDI!!
Gee Thanks DAD!!
Drive recklessly to the prom and ignore authority, park in the Principal’s space.
Sexually assault the Prom Queen and get punched out by Princy Boy. More depictions of violins in school. OUTRAGEOUSE!!
Finally, with a nasty black eye, our use that AUDI to speed home and get weapons to wipe out the entire Prom just like in the Carrie Movie!!
HORRIBLE Commercial
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