Lemme guess, he's best buddies with Sheila?
Mercer has 70 reasons for running for president, including:
Reason 10: “To prove the United States of America has two Governments and they are Government #1 and Government #2 and I own Government # 1 a Private Ownership named Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence.”
Reason 23: “To Prove I have solved every crime in the world as it happens from zero to start to finish for every crime done in Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International.”
Reason 34: “To Prove the government owes me Zillions of Dollars in money and is refraining to pay me and my business.”
Reason 49: “To Prove the United States Government killed my sex life, my wife sex life, my daughter-in –laws sex life both [my] sons and other of my family members sex life with Espionage Experimentation and Espionage Exploitation sex killing.”
And, most importantly, Reason 66: “To Prove America is America.”