Senator Nurse Fuzzy Wuzzy.
Parody lyrics by me, 2004:
Have yourself a Kerry Little Christmas, cozy all the way
While the seat of power is so far away
You'll be just one more lib in the Senate, thanks to W
You won't live on Pennsylvania Avenue
Ketchup heiress has lots of dough, lots and lots of dough to spend
It won't buy you the White House though, for the voters know, my friend
Mondale, Gore and also Mike Dukakis know just how you feel
When you're seen, you don't have any appeal
So have yourself a Kerry Little Christmas now
Got a lot of votes in San Francisco, New York and L.A. they loved him too
But he's still going back to Massachusetts
The Swift Boat hero, left Democrats so blue