Wait just a minute. What about this theory. Native Americans are descended from a lost tribe of Israel that came across the ocean by boat about 600 B.C. to America, led by a Jewish prophet named "Lehi." They then got into a huge fight which pissed off God so God cursed them with dark skin. /sarc
And we wonder why the Mormon lost in 2012.
Your sarcasm is noted. Yeah, a Jewish prophet as'' The Ancient Mariner'' came to America in a boat around 600 B.C. Yeah. Trouble is there wasn't an "America''(United States of.) in 600B.C.