First, a lot of the obese people can’t read. Second, they don’t give a damn.
Then, if this is such a great idea, why don’t we label guns better to stop mass shootings and call it a day.
“Caution. This gun can be dangerous. Do not scratch your head with the barrel of this gun while your finger is on the trigger. Be careful to point this gun away from yourself while operating. Do not use this gun while unconscious. Do not stand on this gun while operating. Do not use this gun underwater. Do not use this gun to pound in fence posts, to mix concrete, as a cue stick, as a hockey stick, or to hit fly balls. Do not imitate Elmer Fudd while using this gun. Do not plug the barrel of this gun with epoxy. Do not point this gun into the sky while standing on the top of a hill during a lightning storm. Do not shoot this gun into snow covered cars. DO NOT use this gun on innocent children in schools.”
There. Got it mostly covered.
You forgot one....”Do NOT let this gun up and shoot someone on its own”
You forgot: “Keep finger off trigger while using gun as a sex toy.”