[SledgeCS]

Pants should come with labels that read, “if you can’t see your junk, you eat too much and you are fat and lazy. /p That is also know as DickieDo Disease, real easy to diagnose. If your belly sticks out further than Dickie Does, you need to lose weight.

[ConservativeInPA]

Or Ho ‘de ‘do disease when you are running for the elevator and discover you can’t run. (granted, that is an east coast, major city disease)