[deoetdoctrinae]

What is this "Internet" of which you speak, and how do I get on it with my telephone?

(Good morning sweetie.)

[moose07]

[TheOldLady]

I have a newfangled thingy called a “cell” phone. And I can sign onto the Internet with it, but the display is so small that I can’t see anything anyway.

I’m sure I’d get a headache.