If my Dr. asks me if I have any guns in my house, I’ll tell him he wants to find out, come crawling through my daughter’s window at 3AM and your question will be answered. Case closed…
I read your post to my husband because it made me laugh. He then proceeded to tell me about his boss’s recent visit with his long-time physician. The physician asked John whether he had guns in his house, and John was confused, because his physician had never asked him about his guns before. John really didn’t know what to say, so he asked the Doc, “Why? Do you want to buy one?” The Doc laughed at John’s response, but did say that he was required to ask.