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To: Para-Ord.45

A bunch of bull, except for pushing Doctors to question patients about their firearms.

“What firearms Dr., and why are you asking me about that when I’m getting a prostate exam anyway?”


7 posted on 01/16/2013 9:40:59 AM PST by Abathar (Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
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To: Abathar
A bunch of bull, except for pushing Doctors to question patients about their firearms.

“What firearms Dr., and why are you asking me about that when I’m getting a prostate exam anyway?”

Oh, and before we get into that Doc, could you explain what a Boundary Violation is?

20 posted on 01/16/2013 9:47:04 AM PST by kitchen (Due to the increased price of ammo, do not expect a warning shot.)
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I had a female pediatric doctor ask me (with my 4 year old son in the room) if I had any guns in the house. I told her I would answer her question if first she told me how many dildos she had in her house.

I then asked, “oh, I’m sorry, did you find that offensive? I find your question equally offensive.”

game, set, match.


37 posted on 01/16/2013 9:52:15 AM PST by Hammerhead
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To: Abathar

I had a female pediatric doctor ask me (with my 4 year old son in the room) if I had any guns in the house. I told her I would answer her question if first she told me how many dildos she had in her house.

I then asked, “oh, I’m sorry, did you find that offensive? I find your question equally offensive.”

game, set, match.


38 posted on 01/16/2013 9:52:20 AM PST by Hammerhead
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My gp asked my high schooler about guns in the home. I imagine they immediately faxed the data to Sebelius.


49 posted on 01/16/2013 9:56:08 AM PST by epluribus_2
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To: Abathar; Para-Ord.45

How often, Dr. do you masturbate? Because that certainly would have an impact on your medical decisions regarding my health.


67 posted on 01/16/2013 10:05:07 AM PST by John S Mosby (Sic Semper Tyrannis)
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To: Abathar
A bunch of bull, except for pushing Doctors to question patients about their firearms.

Doctor, you may ask, but if I respond to your irrelevant question, I will bill you for my response and the time it takes to make it. It is standard in my profession to bill at a per day rate, (any day or any part of a day from midnight to the following midnight equals one day) and you won't like my rates.

134 posted on 01/17/2013 1:34:10 AM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing)
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