[Brightitude]

Ah, so you want some freeloaders to get defense while everybody else pays for it. Gotcha.

Now, if you want to propose doing it fairly (move to a tax-exempt island with the understanding that the United States armed forces won't do diddly if it gets invaded), well, OK then.

[Mrs. Don-o]

No, no, no, no, no. We'll pay for defense. That's a wonderful conservative principle. Although perhaps it could be argued that childbearers should get some extra consideration there, too, since we supply the troops.

Lowering taxes usually gets a tip 'o the hat of respect at Conservative websites.

(Shifting glance to the right and the left, shrugging): You never know who's out there, though.