Evaluator: Hi there!
Applicant: Hi.
Evaluator: Why are you here today?
Applicant: I want to buy a gun.
Evaluator: That's CRAZY! Guns are DANGEROUS. I'm sorry, but crazy people can't own guns. DENIED!
Applicant: (mouth agape)
Evaluator: Next applicant......
Applicant: (silence, sits there)
Evaluator: NEXT APPLICANT!
Applicant: (armed security officers take applicant forcefully out of room)
Applicant: (Armed security officials execute applicant.)
Evaluator: (Takes applicant's assets and redistributes them to the more needy.)