Email sent to dental practice’s patients (the spelling errors were in the original email - No Child Left Behind):
Attention Valued Patients:
“Due to the medical device tax implemented under the Affordable Healthcare Act, instituted under the Perisident Obama, which charges a 2.3% tax on all medical supplies and devices, there will be a 2.3% surcharge added to our fees to cover this additional expense. Please understand, we are not raising our fees, but rather passing on this expense directly to the consumer.”
Thank you for your inderstanding, Brannon Dental Group
Ironically, the group had to send a second email apologizing for the misspelling of president since they had gotten flack for the “disrespect”.
Oy.......
OK, I LOL'ed so loud that I woke the dog from her snoring sleep. They can be glad they don't see the disrespect I have for "not my president".