[RummyChick]

watch for signs of a face lift

[theDentist]

Nat'l Enquirer days Hillary has a Brain Tumor....

just sayin'

[Bon mots]

[rcrngroup]

Hillary Clinton was driven away from New York-Presbyterian hospital on Wednesday with her husband, Bill, and daughter, Chelsea, and an aide...

Is Bubba going to finish the job at home?

[kristinn]

Hillary Clinton discharged from the hospital, per a statement from the State Department:

Press Statement
Philippe Reines, Deputy Assistant Secretary of State
Washington, DC
January 2, 2013

Secretary Clinton was discharged from the hospital this evening. Her medical team advised her that she is making good progress on all fronts, and they are confident she will make a full recovery. She's eager to get back to the office, and we will keep you updated on her schedule as it becomes clearer in the coming days. Both she and her family would like to express their appreciation for the excellent care she received from the doctors, nurses, and staff at New York Presbyterian Hospital Columbia University Medical Center.

[mandaladon]

[Ouderkirk]

Bubba must have gotten the dozen hookers to go home before Hillary rode her broom back into Chappaqua.

[Eleutheria5]

Aww. And I was going to send her a no sympathy card. Had it all picked out, too.

Quit your malingering. Get off your ass.
Fess up your wrongdoing and show some class.
Stand at the podium. Take your oath.
You can be innocent or competent. You can’t be both.

[SilvieWaldorfMD]

watch for signs of a face lift

1) Her cheeks looked puffy as she exited the building.

2) If she's been ill for over a month now, one would think that she had lost a lot of weight. It didn't look that way -- it looked like she had *gained* weight.

3) If she's been flying all over the world, no doubt that she's been properly vaccinated against Malaria, Dengue Fever, Cholera, etc. So therefore, how can she get ill with a stomach flu in the first place?

Things that make you go "Hmmmmm......."

[Wisconsinlady]

Now they are saying she was released from the hospital tonight and showing the same pictures they showed this afternoon when they said she went across the street for tests and then back to the hospital.

Who knows what to believe anymore?

[ElkGroveDan]

Glad to hear you're feeling better Hillary. Can we see the CAT-scan of the alleged blood clot?

[lwoodham]

.. and immediately leaves the country on extended business. She will be expected back sometime slightly before 2016.

[Karliner]

“Libya? Isn’t that a soup made in ‘merica?”

[Vendome]

Hey! I thought it was just me.

I’d say she was due for a lift and good for her.

She has been working herself doggedly.

[SparkyBass]

[Ancient Drive]

Is the blood clot ok? (just had to get that one in there, it was begging I swear!)

All cockery put aside(painfully reaching across the aisle), Mrs. Clinton I wish you a healthy and speedy recovery. You certainly have way more cojones than the current idol-in-chief.

[a fool in paradise]

"Tonight's top story: Hillary Clinton is STILL leaving the hospital..."